Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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