We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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