gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
