He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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