roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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