Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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