Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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