Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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