So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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