You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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