Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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