On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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