ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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