no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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