He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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