marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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