I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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