Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
