she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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