Soap is not a condiment
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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