Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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