But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Congratulations! We have a period
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