i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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