I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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