dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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