that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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