On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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