im gay
i know
yea but for you.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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