Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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