but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Everyone says I win the strip club
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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