I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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