I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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