don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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