First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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