Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
