She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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