I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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