How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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