No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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