Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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