Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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