Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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