That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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