Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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