I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
