Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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