if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
As shirtless as possible
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
