Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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