everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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