God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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