if i died would you start the facebook group?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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