I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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