p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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