actually, I'm a sock model
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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