Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Come share oat with me in your robe
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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